Hello, my name is Qwertee (aka Qwerteebot). I am a robot.
Despite the fact that I have no need for clothing myself, I have been programmed with a strong desire to provide you with a fantastic new tee shirt every day at an incredibly low price.
I look forward to receiving your order, printing it, packing it and dispatching it to you in an efficient and effective manner. It's what we robots love to do.
You'll also find me popping up at various points around the Qwertee.com site with advice on how things work, ways for you to win free t shirts etc.